Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
Isn't it ironic... don't you think
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
Little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
Life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

I Never Meant To Hurt You

Can you forgive me again?
I don't know what I said
But I didn't mean to hurt you
I heard the words come out
I felt like I would die
It hurt so much to hurt you
Then you look at me
You're not shouting anymore
You're silently broken
I'd give anything now
to hear those words from you
Each time I say something I regret
I cry "I don't wantto lose you."
But somehow I know that you
will never leave me, yeah.
'Cause you were made for me
Somehow I'll make you see
How happy you make me
I can't live this life without you by my side
I need you to survive
So stay with me
You look in my eyes and
I'm screaming inside that
I'm sorry
And you forgive me again
You're my one true friend
And I never meant to hurt you
INEVERMEANTTOHURTYOU